Want the guests at your wedding, anniversary bash or next company gala dinner and dance to go totally GaGa? She can be had. The world’s most photographed music and fashion icon – and foremost wearer of raw meat – performs at private and corporate functions…at a cost. The booking form at the Spirit International Artists doesn’t beat about the bush: Important Notice – The minimum cost for a major artist or stars on this website can be in excess of $100,000 up to $5 million. Please do not fill in our enquiry form if you do not have funds available to you.
Or, to put it another way, if you were thinking about this for Junior’s fifth birthday party you should definitely go with Mr Coco and his marvellous balloon animals.
The bang you get for your buck will depend on the venue. If it’s at home or at a hotel, don’t expect the Mother Monster’s stadium show but the especially scaled intimate yet still thrillingly theatrical Greatest Hits version. As the superstar’s contract clauses are sacrosanct, no word on whether that five million includes flights (first class), accommodation (see flights) and whatever champagne, flowers and perfumes the Lady demands to adorn her dressing room. Whatever, the Lady’s sooooooo worth it.
Also available: 50 Cent, Alicia Keys, Bette Midler, Andrea Bocelli, Coldplay, Josh Groban, and OMG, Barbra Streisand